Americans For Capitalism

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Say hello to CAPPY THE CAPITALIST.  You may not have realized it, but Cappy has been around for a long time. In fact, he’s attended some of the most important events in American history.

He’s a TIME-TRAVELING, FREEDOM-RINGING SUPERHERO.

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No one knows where Cappy was born. His first documented appearance was sometime around the American Revolutionary War. Some say that he was                                                                                                         involved with and helped fund America’s first known                                                                                                         spy group, the Culper Ring.  But that’s only the                                                                                                                 beginning...........


A sterling address in the support of the Bill of Rights at the 1787 Constitutional Convention.  Cappy is a huge proponent of the First Amendment. He is not happy with the way the Facebook police and the Twitter Gestapo are targeting conservatives. He is even more unhappy with the way Christianity is under attack. Churches are under attack! LET YOUR VOICES BE HEARD! PRAISE THE LORD IN ALL THAT WE DO! CAPPY WILL NOT WEAR A MASK! Cappy, along with Benjamin Franklin and Thomas Jefferson, made darn sure the 2nd Amendment was in there as well!  β€œA well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.”






Gettysburg Address - 1863 - Behind Lincoln you can see Cappy.  It is rumored that Lincoln had a little writer’s block on the train ride to Gettysburg and struck up a conversation with a another good-looking dude in a top hat.  And after the conversation, β€œFour score and seven years ago!”


Here is a young Abraham Lincoln kicking the crap out of Governor Tim Walz in a crazy time warp with Cappy in the background. Not enjoying it so much here is anti-American Representative Ilhan Omar, domestic abuser Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison, and the little Commie weasel mayor of Minneapolis, Jacob Frey. Cheering on Lincoln is GOP Republican Jeremy Munson (23B) and GOP U.S. Senate candidate Jason Lewis. Here’s a fun fact about Lincoln - he was quite the wrestler as a young man - according to Carl Sandburg, he only lost once in 300 matches and enjoyed talking smack. After winning a match, he once challenged a crowd of onlookers with this, β€œI’m the big buck of this lick. If any of you want to try it, come on and whet your horns.” There were no takers. He’s even in the National Wrestling Hall of Fame!




Cappy was actual partners with the Earp Brothers in their saloon and gambling operations when they were in Tombstone, Arizona and actually participated in the shootout with the Cowboys at the O.K. Corral.





While at Harvard, Teddy Roosevelt was a boxer. Even in his later years as Governor of New York, he trained and grappled with the middleweight wrestling champ Jim Dwyer. Later as President, he wrestled Sumo wrestlers and even boxed until he took a blow that left him blind in one eye, and he finally quit. Cappy and Teddy met when TR was looking for a trainer. Here he is trying to get TR to chase a chicken to increase his speed. 






While running as a Bull Moose candidate for President, in 1912 Teddy stumps for votes.  Cappy listens intently.  During the speech TR was shot. Cappy was by his side instantly and reportedly said, "Get up you son of a bitch...cause Cappy loves ya!" TR got up and gave a 2 hour speech with a bullet lodged in his chest.  THAT IS ONE TOUGH PREZ! 


Ever wonder where Burgess Meredith got his inspiration for his character Mickey in the Rocky movies? Now you know!

Cappy and Teddy did a lot together!